A Gujarati Joke

An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. 
Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab. 

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, jewellery and a $1m USD.

Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again. 

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets. 

The Gujarati was shocked to see this. He phoned the Arab and asked him why the gifts were so different the second time around.

The Arab calmly replied: 

"Bapu.....now I have Gujurati blood in my veins!"


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In pursuit of terrible puns and cute graphics

Earlier this year I started a little experiment which married my love of terrible puns and my secret wanabee ambitions of being a creative type. 
Pundressed was born and since January we have been shipping t-shirts emblazoned with dubiously funny messages matched with cute graphics. 
After a little break over the summer to rethink about our intended audience and explore alternative production method, we are back from the pun-factory with a brain-ful of dubious designs.

You can check out our designs at http://teespring.com/stores/pundressed. Thanks!